ASK VAUGHN

How about I let you lick my boot instead?

….It’s been a while. You guys are still here?

…Huh.

I’m curious as to what you guys think :) Feel free to be honest!

…Is something I’m entirely prepared for.

It seems as though my shirt has gone missing.

…

Work is going to be hard if I have to dodge coin purses all day. Damn it all.

alsoI’mananimaltransporternotafarmer.

“Wannabe stubborn farmer”, “No hat”.

He obviously isn’t even worth either of our times.

I have nothing to be jealous of.

((OOC:Brace yourself Jamie. I’m working on another parody.

Which one you ask? I’m not gonna tell you.

You should probably Google it. 

/evil laugh))

Because the idiot who designed this blog really love to piss me off.

and to answer your second question,

Because they’re the sorriest, nastiest, most putrid, f*** eating excuses for food ever created by the goddess herself. and they taste like s***.

Let me clarify something.

The force of the impact made out lips touch. That’s it.

…?!

.176892 seconds later:

You’re paying for my doctor bill, Chelsea.

I swear. This must count as some sort of indirect harassment.

((OOC: Just for alittle bit guys~ You guys have such awesome questions, I wanna make sure I can get all of them done ;D))

I can’t do both, y’know.

Eh? What kind of question is this…? Whatever.

Assuming I wrote out my punnett square right…our kid would have brown hair and purple eyes. ((OOC: yes, I worked it out :’D))

As far as my parenting would go…well, I’d be the best Dad I could be. I’m not gonna let my kid to have as bad a childhood as I did.

H-hypothetically speaking, of course.

…….